Alcoholic actress Kirsten Dunst is fresh out of rehab and looking for love... and she may have found it... with Ryan Gosling!? It has been reported that the two were recently spotted on a date! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Damn, that sucks for Gosling... Dunst probably hooked onto him with her snaggletooth... and we all know that once you get struck with one of those things, there's no letting go! Sure, Gosling's not much of a prize either, he just has that look in his face that's just begging for an absolute beating... so, hey, maybe it's only fitting that he's endangered his general well-being by spending time with this hideous beast!
But, in Gosling's defense, there has to be a real explanation for this. Maybe he's going through a tough time and he just needed an ugly chick to talk to... I know a lot of guys who do that sometimes... Either that, or Gosling's got glaucoma. I mean, if he can't see how ugly Dunst is, you can't blame him for hanging out with her! All right, well, I think I'm done here... we'll keep you posted on any new developments in their relationship if there are any. Talk to you soon, kids.
