Here, Emmanuelle Chriqui looks like one big delicious green olive... only with boobs... and without those nasty pits.
Emmanuelle was seen at the Young, Fabulous & Broke Private Party this weekend and I have finally come to the conclusion that in a just world, no picture of her should ever go unnoticed.
Although I've come to terms with the fact that the world is dominated by injustice these days, I still believe that I can somehow fight such injustice by putting Emmanuelle's beautiful face out there for your viewing pleasure.
In a sense, I'm like Batman.
Think about it... I'm negatively affected by the perpetual injustice that I see in the world around me and therefore I do whatever I can to bring forth justice without being discouraged by the vastness of this corrupt world.
See, I'm just like Batman.
Only minus the cape. And without the Batmobile. And also sans the creepy obsession with bats..
But I do wish that my real name was Bruce. Does that count for anything? No?.. Nothing... Dammit! Injustice wins again!
Anyway, check Emmanulle Chriqui out... and as far as I'm concerned the only thing "Shriek-y" about these pics are the shrieks of sexual excitement coming from me when I see them!
Bad joke. True story.
