Celeb Parasite

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is officially in love with her new boyfriend, Good Charlotte rocker, Benji Madden! People Magazine reports:

After less than two months of dating, Paris Hilton – whose romance with rocker Benji Madden blossomed seemingly overnight – is ready to use the l-word.

"I've never felt so happy and in love," she declared in a post on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. "He's such an amazing guy and life has never been better."

For the past month the hotel heiress, 27, has been touring – hitting Europe and Africa – with Madden and his band, Good Charlotte.

"It's so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart," Hilton wrote. "All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it's been such an amazing and memorable experience.""

Two months of relationship status and Paris is already in love... in fact, it's a love that she's never felt before! Oh, that's beautiful... like a little tulip blossoming from the soil amidst a world of cold, cruel hatred. I'm just glad that Paris is finally happy. I think it would be fair to say that seeing Paris happy makes me happy! In fact, seeing her all grown up and finding a deep, mature love like this brings a little tear to my eye.

Now, for the next question... with this new-found love... when is Paris going to get knocked up... because obviously this is all just complete bull... and Paris is just jealous because her best friend Nicole just squeezed out a kid and Paris needs to have what everyone else around her has, so she went and got an exact replica of Nicole's lover, Joel Madden! Ahh, well, what do you expect from the girl who has everything, but still wants everything everyone else has too! Hollywood greed, fantastic! This is just one more example that Paris isn't actually human... she's a devil-woman who will eat your soul for her own benefit!

Paris out selling stuff in Montreal the other day:


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