New reports are now saying that many witnesses believed that Jennifer Aniston appeared to be smitten by the girly, yet beautiful Orlando Bloom! OK! Magazine reports:
"They were like heat-seeking missiles," one eyewitness reveals to OK!. "They came together, threw their arms around each other and shared a big hug." Adds another attendee at the event, "I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!""
Wow, like heat-seeking missiles! That's some intense love... or lust... or infatuation... whatever you want to call it, but it's intense! Who would have thought that Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom would be so into each other. I mean, she's kind of that hot chick in Hollywood who could never find the right one... and Orlando, well, he's just a wimpy little British boy trapped in a very handsome Hollywood actor's body.
Not to mention, after all Jen's been through with men, it comes as no surprise to me that she was after Orlando like a "heat-seeking missile" because she's really become one desperate, clingy broad. Don't get me wrong, I love Jen, I think she's one hot baby carrot! But, her biological clock is ticking and after Brad kicked her to the curb for an arguably better-looking woman with a creepy affinity for buying and selling disease-ridden orphan children from various parts of the world, you really can't blame Jen for hoping to find love everywhere she goes! Too bad Orly's such a little pansy-boy though... I don't think it's going to work out.
Too bad Jen hasn't met me yet. She'd see my chiseled jaw and ruggedly handsome man-face and immediately fall in love with me... only, unlike Orly, even though I know that Jen's a bit passed her prime, I respect the fact that a woman's love can never be overlooked and I would be forced to service her love needs! Well, only time will tell if anything comes out of this apparent love between Jen and Orlando... and, of course, we'll be sure to keep you posted on how it develops!
