Jessica Simpson shaves her face like a man on the cover next month's Esquire magazine, but does so while topless... which somehow makes it okay! Specifically, The New York Daily News reports:
The songbird re-creates a famous March 1965 cover image of Italian actress Virna Lisi (looking almost identical to Marilyn Monroe) taking a razor to shaving cream on her jaw."
Despite this whole shaving cream thing being pretty weird, I have to admit, Jessica looks quite titaliting in these Equire pictures. There's nothing like a hot baby carrot like Jessica getting all wet and being hot all at once. The only thing is, I always thought that high-profile celebs got their facial hair waxed... I never in my wildest dreams thought that Jessica pulled out the ole' Mach 3 razor and trimmed down her little upper lip peach fuzz! To me, there's something independent about that, and I like what she's done there!
Although, I think the other part kind of crosses a line with me... you know, it's the whole "there are some things that I do in the bathroom that my girlfriend shouldn't do... ever!" So, I'm struggling with the feeling that regardless of the fact that Jessica's smokin' hot and topless while shaving... something about it still freaks me out. But it doesn't freak me out enough to stop me from looking and then letting my imagination run wild shortly afterward! Baaaabbyyyy! And I hope you can appreciate the beauty of Jessica here as much as I can. So please, take a moment and enjoy Jessica being hot, wet, and scantily clad in next month's issue of Esquire magazine!
