Celeb Parasite

Audrina Patridge

Don't let the acting on MTV's "The Hills" fool you, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge haven't been getting along lately! Basically, Audrina is fed up with Lauren pretty badly! The New York Post's Page Six reports:

THINGS between "The Hills" stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge may not be as chummy as they look on the screen. We hear that Patridge, who is roomies with Conrad, locks the door to her bedroom when she leaves their LA apartment because "she doesn't trust Lauren," according to one source. Not to mention that Patridge "gets really annoyed at Lauren's cats because they pee on her rug and on her bed.""

Oh no! Looks like there's trouble in Camelot! Don't let their friendly appearances fool you, Audrina and L.C. just aren't what they used to be! [GASP!]. Okay, okay, no one cares... I know this. But I do love it when I hear bad things about Lauren Conrad. I don't like her and I don't know why. I kind of want to fight her actually. Her and Shatner... he's another one... I don't really have reasons... but I'd definitely fight those two celebrity sons of b*tches! All right, maybe that was a bit harsh... but it's a harsh world... and I'm basically just her to remind you about that, so just accept it and move on.

Now, more importantly, nearly all of this has just been an excuse to put a little Audrina Patridge up on this here site. I've always known that Audrina was one hot baby carrot, but I've recently developed a bit of an infatuation with her. Okay, I think it's a full-blown crush. Dammit! I hate it when this happens. But, I guess that's just how I've always been... I fall in love easily. Yep, it's a blessing and a curse all at once. Sure, often times it's the most joyous joy I've ever felt in my life... but it always results in nothing but pain and wistfulness... ahh love, you nasty little thing, you!

Audrina out looking smokin' hot in a see-thru dress just one week ago:

4.10.08 at 10:17:55 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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