So, after Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn's marriage being on the rocks for a while and Robin having filed for divorce back in December of last year, it appears that the two have now reconciled their differences and are planning to get back together! The New York Post's Page Six says:
On the eve of the reconciliation, the couple showed up at an Eddie Vedder concert in Berkeley, Calif., where Penn took the stage to wish his wife a happy birthday."
Wow, celebrity lives never seize to amaze me. It's just too damn good to be true... Sean was married to Robin for about 11 years... and she's a pretty hot baby carrot to begin with. Then, thinks get rocky in their marriage and Sean gets to date Petra Nemcova and parade her around like a little post-marital-separation trophy while he was at the Oscars with her... and now that the fling with Petra is over and done with, he gets to go back to his regular wife! I mean, that's just straight fame right there!
Sure, I'm handsome, witty, sophisticated, and very "man-pretty" in a rugged, Marlboro Man/Cowboy kind of way... and even I can pull that kind of stuff off in everyday normal life. Sean Penn is a medium-looking, allegedly mean, superstar actor and that means that he can have his cake and eat it too!? Dammit! I hate this world! Why can't I have my cake like Sean!?!? Hmm... actually, all of this talk reminds me... I have some leftover cake from my niece's birthday party from a few weeks ago still in my fridge... I forgot about it. That's it, I'm eating it. Sure, it's pretty old and I think the frosting is a real cream based whipped cream... so it might be a little sour... but I'm still going for it. You guys might call that gross. I call it "lunch"! Babbbyyy! I know, I'm pretty badasss. What can I say... that's just how I roll!
