Sienna Miller isn't trashy for taking her top off on a beach in Ibiza, Spain. In Europe it's actually classy to do that. It's the whole: "the female body is like an artwork," a masterpiece, if you will, over there.
And you know what, how could you argue?.. I mean, look at Sienna, she's a masterpiece herself. In fact, she's like one of Michelangelo's beautiful sculptures come to life!
No... she's even better than that... she's better than any of Michelangelo's work based solely on the fact that she chooses to pull out her titties wherever she goes... show me a statue that ever chose on its own accord to do that!
Overall, I would say that Michelangelo is nothing compared to Sienna's dad's sperm.
I mean, those little spermies had to be swimming around with brushes and chisels in her mother's womb to create that masterpiece.
Check out the full "NSFW" pic HERE!
