It might just be because I've been recently experimenting with LSD, but it looks to me like Tara is only one more ass-lift away from being a hot chick again.
What's even more shocking is that Tara has already become a human being again. And by that I mean she's not missing pieces of her body in strange places due to cocaine abuse and botched plastic surgery episodes.
To fully understand this matter, I will take a brief moment to medically investigate the evolution of Tara Reid's body from a bag of flesh stuffed with ground beef to an actual real-life human being.
First, there was Stage One: Assless.
Next, there was Stage Two: Scarbelly.
Then there was Stage Three: Pirate Hooker.
But now this! You're almost a real person again, aren't you, Tara? And the doctors said you weren't gonna make it!
Ahh, it's comforting to know that there's still justice in the world! Score one for the skanks!
