It was recently reported that Paris Hilton is going to have a new show on MTV documenting her life as several contestants compete to become her new Best Friend Forever (BFF). However, it looks like the auditions aren't getting the turnout she hoped for! OK! Magazine says:
But the scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week didn't exactly resemble the thousands of hopefuls you'd see lined up for a shot of American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance. Actually, it didn't even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks.
“There were less than 40 people there," one audition insider tells OK!. But despite the poor turnout, each of the hopefuls seemed ready to show their unique desire to grab the attention of the casting directors. "There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”"
HAHAHA! PARIS! NO ONE LOVES YOU! Ahh, that feels good to say it to someone else... I'm usually the one in my family who's on the receiving end of such harsh words. So it feels good to have a little company with my misery. The only thing is, I'm a relatively nice guy, I don't know why everyone's so mean to me. I mean, I'm pretty much perfect. Smart, witty, sculpted, and tanned year-round. I'm like the quintessential example of man-beauty at its finest. Ahh, that must be it... jealousy! They're all just jealous! See, Paris, how are beautiful folks like you and me supposed to live in peace with such envy toward us!? I feel your pain.
But, the funny thing is, I still would never want to hang out with you. And anyone who would is just pathetic... like the 40 poor souls that showed up to audition for your stupid Best Friend Forever show on MTV! So HA! See, it's lonely being hated. You should have thought about that before you went and decided to be a complete TRAMP!
Paris rocking a leopard-print hoodie at the Helsinki airport last week:
