Despite Chris Brown and Rihanna denying rumors suggesting that they might be in a relationship, witnesses say that they are definitely together! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six reports:
See, you can't fool me, Rihanna! I have people! They let me know the low down. Or is it "down low"... I don't know the appropriate R&B lingo, but you get the idea. But I don't know what they're hiding... I think it's a nice little relationship. He's the king of R&B these days and she's the queen... well, actually they're both pretty young, so I guess the better comparison would be prince and princess, respectively... but I think it's a good, normal, healthy match. They have nothing to hide as far as I'm concerned.
Also, I think partly the reason why I like the idea of this relationship is because I keep thinking about another celebrity relationship that really disturbs me: 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere and her 30-year-old "Heroes" co-star Milo Ventimiglia... and few people in Hollywood seem to find something wrong with that!? That's gross... I mean, he's old and she's barely legal!!! Not to mention she's tiny and a bit stumpy... cute, but she resembles a dwarf. I mean, let me just put this in perspective for you... if you saw a 30-year-old man out in public humping a little lawn gnome, he'd be arrested immediately! With Milo and Hayden, it's basically the same thing... I don't care how "mature" Hayden is for her age, that creepy SOB should be in jail!
Rihanna looking hot in patented gothic tutu during her Believe Foundation charity concert:
