Forget about that "genie in a bottle" you're always talking about, Christina. After seeing these cleavage shots, there's a genie in my pants and if you and your funbags come over here and "rub me the right way" he will come out and grant you all that you desire.
And by grant you what you desire I clearly mean grant me what I desire.
Christina Aguilera was out shopping in Hollywood yesterday with her twins, and I'm not talking about what's inside her uterus. Look at those melons!
With that type of perfect roundness and firmness, those things just have to be filled with helium. I'm just surprised a hot little baby with such a tiny frame doesn't just fly away with those party balloons attached to her chest! What's your secret, Christina?
I'm going with cement shoes. Definitely cement shoes. Anything else would be physically impossible.
Enough of me. The boobies shall now speak for themselves.
