Celeb Parasite

Miley Cyrus

Reports have stated that Miley Cyrus' earnings last year were so high that she edged out some of the top names in Hollywood! Us Magazine reports:

Miley Cyrus is one rich teen!

The Us Power Girl, 15, earned $18.2 million last year, according to Parade magazine's annual "What People Earn" issue.

Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl raked in $11 million, while newly single Carrie Underwood banked $7 million.

Entrepreneur Mary-Kate Olsen earned $17 million — nearly double what pregnant star Jessica Alba earned."

Wow, that's a lot of cash for a teenager! She's bigger than Katherine Heigl, Carrie Underwood, Jessica Alba, and Mary-Kate Olsen... just to name a few. And she's younger than all of them! HA! I'm happy for Miley, I'm glad she beat out all those other braods. Sure, Carrie and Jessica are cool.. but there's something pretty damn gratifying about Miley beating out Heigl and Olsen. I can't stand either of them. Heigl just annoys me... and Mary-Kate Olsen... well, she's Mary-Kate Olsen, need I say more? She's been getting on my nerves since her Full House days.

I don't really know why, I don't even think it has anything do with Mary-Kate's anorexia or drug use. I think it just really chaps my behind knowing that cute little Michelle ended up looking like a little spider monkey in adulthood! I can't stand her babboon-ish face. Oh, and one more question... about Mary-Kate's $17 million... is that sum before or after you take into account the expenses of her coke habit? ZING!

Miley out earlier this week being all young and rich:


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