Ahh, there's nothing quite like seeing Salma Hayek out and about. She's 41 years of pure Mexican-Lebanese hotness. Personally, I love everything about Salma. She's got looks, talent, passion, and... well, boobs. There's really no way around that last one. Those things can barely be managed! And, to be over 40-years-old, just have a baby, and still look that unbelievably hot... even when you're just walking around in a blazer and really doing nothing at all... that's talent. And, being the just and fair young man that I am, I have decided that Salma's well-aged hotness can not go unrewarded.
Therefore, seeing that it is within my power to reward Salma for her unusually high levels of cougaricity, I hereby present to her the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award. I believe Salma won this prestigious honor a while back, but there's nothing wrong with awarding her for the maintenance of her cougarific-ness! That's something that I've come to love about Salma, and every once in a while it's just nice to give something back to her for what she's done! So, take a moment and embrace what Salma has been able to do for us here. Here she being all old and hot outside of a Los Angeles back about one week ago. Go ahead, enjoy what I've done for you here!
