Just in case anyone was wondering, this is what it looks like when Jessica Alba sits on a pole. I'm not going to say anything further. Just see for yourself and make sure you take a moment for everything to sink in.
Apparently after a tiring day of shopping and walking around in Vancouver yesterday, Jessica Alba needed some rest. And what better place to enjoy such rest than on some sort of big, thick, round pole protruding out of the ground.
Personally, I can't think of a better place. In fact, if that pole in Vancouver is ever already taken, I have an extra pole you can use.
Just let me know... you know, like I said... if the other one's busy or something.
Anyway, I know this pics don't show much skin, but it's Jessica Alba and she could be wearing a nun costume and I would still think naughty thoughts.
Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's you, too.
Either way, check her out.
