Pamela Anderson was spotted yesterday reading a book in white bikini bottoms. Is she just reading for pleasure? If so, that's strange, because I didn't think old tramps did that kind of thing. Or, maybe, Pam's going back to school... maybe after years of stripping for the American public, she's finally earned enough cash to pay tuition at the university. Ha, who knew! I never knew she was doing all that just so she could get a real education and maybe a real career. And to think, all this time, I thought that being a complete skank was her career. Wow... you live and you learn, I guess!
NOTE: Look at that cougar-booty! Now that's aged sexiness at its finest!
