Reports are now claiming that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! Ahh, so the truth behind her sudden engagement comes out! Us Magazine reports:
Simpson's rep had no comment."
So there you go, pregnancy is the reason for the Simpson-Wentz marriage. Congratulations to them. You know what though, I don't understand why all these celebrities immediately decide to have a shotgun wedding the minute they realize that they slipped one past the goalie. I mean, is that supposed to make you look more responsible. It seems like their thought process is the following: "Oh hey, I got knocked up... but don't worry, I'm not a tramp... I'm actually responsible... I'm getting married to the dude who impregnated because it makes me feel a little bit better about myself because of the social criticism and pressures that comes with having illegitimate children."
See, frankly, I find all of that to be unnecessary and based on insecurities that are all in the chick's head and don't really exist. I mean, a lot of this stems from the fact that they think being a tramp is a bad thing, frowned upon by everyone. I, on the other hand, think that that's their first mistake... there ain't nothing wrong with being a tramp... in fact, I'm often more attracted to full-fledged skanks like that. There's just something about them that screams "sexuality" off of their being... and I'm into it. So, my advice... come on, babies, don't try to hide yourselves... come to daddy just the way you are! Baaabbyyy!
Ashlee and big Pete Wentz out in Hollywood together earlier this month:
