Jessica Simpson was on set in Louisiana yesterday for new movie Major Movie Star. Here, she is seen holding her little Chewbacca dog closely against her chest.
Remember how I said earlier that playing on the beach with hot Latinas and cute little doggies is my own personal vision of heaven?
Yea, scratch that. Forget playing with doggies and hot babies on the beach...
Instead, I'd rather just be that cute little shaggy dog pressed up against Jessica's breasts.
Think about it, I could receive unconditional love from Jessica and rub up against her voluptuous breasts all day. I could even hump her whenever I wanted and I guarantee that she wouldn't really be affected by it... she would probably just laugh it off.
So, basically, I would be like an exact replica of Nick Lachey, only shaggy.
Anyway, chck her out. Even though her breasts are covered in shag, you get a couple of nice little ass shots at the end there. Enjoy, kids.