Yea, so, Heidi Montag was on MTV's TRL yesterday and she did a freestyle rap with Nelly. Seriously. And yes, it's every bit as bad as you would imagine it would be. And, even worse, for some reason I had MTV on yesterday at the exact moment that this aired (no bull!) and I actually saw this in real time as it aired! And yes, I will accept offerings of sympathy via telephone or mail... because it was that horrible.
Unfortunately, the only YouTube video of this horrible occurrence is of exceptionally low quality, but that doesn't mean that it's still pretty damn hilarious. I mean, when was the last time you saw blow-up Barbie doll hold a microphone and bust a freestyle with Nelly!? I didn't think that was physically possible until I saw this. But other than that being quite impressive, the whole thing is basically just one big lump of pathetic.
On a brighter note, I haven't seen Nelly in years... and, much to my surprise, he appeared without a bandaid on his face. It's nice to see that he's finally healed that pesky little wound that he had on his cheek all those years back in the day. That injury was lingering so long, I thought he might have had a mild case of leprocy. It's good to see he's back and healthy though. Kudos for that, Nell!









