Paris Hilton insulted Kim Kardashian pretty badly yesterday when she told a Las Vegas radio show that Kim's butt reminds her of cottage cheese in a trash bag! Specifically, In Touch Weekly reports:
However, after a portion of the Kim-bashing interview was posted on perezhilton.com, a devastated Paris realized she went too far. "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke," Paris tells In Touch exclusively."
That's a bit harsh, Paris, don't you think? I could see if this kind of criticism was coming from a perfect-looking supermodel with undeniable beauty... but, I hate to say it, Paris, but you're like a stick figure with some sort of unidentifiable bird's face glued to the top. In fact, I would go so far to say that I think Kim's way hotter than you are, Paris. Sure, she's a bit... umm... "bulbous" in certain areas... but, let me tell you, she's like that in all the right areas, and I think all men would agree (except for maybe Elton John) that Kim has got it going on in a lot of ways.
Sure, maybe Kim could tone up a little bit... but cottage cheese butt... that's just nasty and inappropriate. Although, I do know some post-menopausal soccer moms in the area who's booties would probably fit that description... their days consist of driving around in their Caravans and fixing up Bagel Bites for the kids... now that's where you'll find your aforementioned "cottage cheese in a trash bag"... trust me, I know from experience! Babbbyyyy! Gross, I know, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!
Here's Paris out promoting stuff in Italy last week, followed by Kim filling out a bikini last week as well. Enjoy the cottage cheese, kids, it's good for you! Mmm, delicious! Relax, relax.. I'm kidding!
