Watch where you put those hands, old man!
With Hayden Panettiere turning eighteen yesterday, all sorts of awful thoughts were running through my head, but none were as awful as what actually occurred!
Some old man was doing some very naughty things to the barely-legal Hayden while she was minding her business trying to vote.
It kind of looks like she likes it though like she's some kind of freak.
Hmm... who knew?..
Moving on, after finally realizing that her world-saving cheerleader powers are only make-believe, Hayden decided to take the same ineffective approach to trying to save the world as all of us...
She registered to vote.
And, to show the importance of the youth vote in this country, she was out being the spokeswomen for "Declare Yourself," a national, nonpartisan, non-profit initiative that some people believe will actually get 18-year-olds around the country out there voting early, hoping to change the world!
For me, well, even without Hayden's persuasion (hey, that rhymes!), I was already going to vote for Hillary. I'm a sucker for those titties.
Anyway, what did Hayden have to say about the whole thing?
Well, she told Yahoo! this:
And...
What if you showed everyone your boobs? Would society hear your voice then?
Just wondering.
Anyway, check out Hayden registering to vote and getting violated by an old man all at once. God, I love a girl who can multi-task!
