Just when you thought all the French were good for were wine and berets (those funny little hats), they go and do something like this!
Jessica Biel's gorgeousness was all over the pages of the latest issue of the French version of FHM.
As you can see, Jessica was doing her best "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" look for the cameras as she was being all sexy in a sensuous, cleavage-revealing dress. Delicious!
Ahh but none of that matters to me, Jessica. You could look homeless and I would still love you.
And by that I mean if your career ever did tank and I stumbled upon you homeless on the street I would try to forcibly coerce you into my home by promising you bread in exchange for sex.
But hey, what's a few technicalities!?!? The thought's still there!
Anyway, check her out.
Today is a good day. Thank you, Fr... NEVER! I refuse to thank the French for ANYTHING!
Sorry about that, madamoiselles and monsieurs... enjoy Le Jessica.

