Wow, don't you just love it when hot-bodied Latinas promote stuff? Because I do. And if you don't maybe you should check out this new Eva Longoria photoshoot for the summer line of Bebe sportswear. Ahh, Eva is one hot little actress to begin with... then, couple that with the airbrushing skills of computer nerds and you get pure perfection on your computer screen. All of this just brings me to one powerful, heavy, and resounding question: WHY NOT ME!?
Maybe if I suddenly became a star NBA player and put on a wimpy little French accent, I could sweep Eva off of her feet and win her from "Le Tony Parker", as I like to call him. But hey, I guess some things in this world just aren't meant to be. But that doesn't mean I can't enjoy staring at someone else's wife and having fantasies that involve her, a putting green, a blanket, and several jolly little midgets running around us as we make love until the sun goes down! Ha, when you put it that way... the whole "staring at someone else's wife thing"... it kind of sounds like I'm actually getting even with Tony. Okay, maybe not even... but maybe it helps bring his ego down a peg or two. HA! Beat that, Frenchy!
