Celeb Parasite

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross

43-year-old actor, David Cross, formerly of "Arrested Development" is dating actress Amber Tamblyn (best known for her role as "Tibby" on The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants), who is 19 years his junior! Damn, that's one ugly man-cougar! The New York Post's Page Six says:

ODD couple alert! "Arrested Development" star David Cross, 43, arrived at the after-party for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary, "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?," at Pink Elephant Tuesday night with "Joan of Arcadia" star Amber Tamblyn, 24. The two "were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night," our spy said."

Damn, this weird, kind of ugly-looking guy, David Cross is 19 years older than this Amber Tamblyn chick and he's tapping it. Sure, she's no supermodel, but I'll give her "eh, I probably would drunk" on the ole' "Would you hit it?" scale. That's pretty damn good for an old creepy guy. When you think about it, though, the most shocking thing about this is that this guy's a real man-cougar. Scoring a chick that young at that age... and knowing you're a hideous dude... this guy's living the dream. Not to mention the show that Cross is most known for, "Arrested Development", was canceled, so it's not even like he has some sort of tremendous success winning this chick over.

Then again, maybe this Amber Tamblyn chick caught one of those "Arrested Development" episodes and saw cross running around almost naked... wearing nothing but painfully tight denim cut-off shorts. Because, honestly, he looked so hot in those things, I started questioning my own sexuality. Turns out, my therapist said I wasn't sexually attracted to him... I was just a deep appreciation for a hairy man-chest, and I was falsely interpreting that appreciation in a sexual manner. So, if that's the case, maybe I can understand Amber's desire for Big David!

Amber Tamblyn out a couple of months ago at some premiere:

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