With the U.S. Open just around the corner (August 27 - September 9), Maria will be in New York tossin' up serves and hitting forehand winners like it's her job.
Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure it actually is her job. Sorry...
Never mind all that, though. All I have to say is I'd like to go down to Maria's "center court" and slap some balls around if you know what I mean!
Bad joke. True story.
Anyway, how could you not love Maria Sharapova? She's hot, blonde, athletic, and Russian all at the same time. And you know what? I'm excited. Sexually.
I mean, those are 4 out of my top 5 favorite characteristics of all women in the world right there!
Of course, "Russian" and "Eastern European" in general are clearly interchangeable, but those are four out of the five, in no particular order.
What's the fifth?.. Hooker. Along with the other four characteristics of all women, hooker completes my top five.
So there you have it, boys. Maria Sharapova in a short red Nike dress doing a photoshoot with a nice NYC skyline backdrop. Delicious.
Enjoy, kids.
Today is a good day. I thank you, St. Petersburg.
