Britney Spears has to dish out some serious cash to her legal team for their services, and she's got to pay hundreds of thousands right now! OK! Magazine says:
Commissioner Goetz agreed to advance Andrew Wallet, Sam Ingham and attorneys for the conservators exactly half the money they are expected to bill for. Ingham, Brit's court-appointed attorney will be getting $10,000 a week through July 31.
Co-conservator Wallet gets $100,000 and the Luce Forward law firm will get $175,000 — and that's just for work done through March 31.
Clark Byam, another attorney, will get $22,500. Stacy Phillips, the lawyer repping Brit in the family law case, will get $75,000 — also for work through March 31."
Damn, that's a lot of cash. My mama always did tell me that I should have been a lawyer. Hell, maybe if I worked hard enough, I could have been over in Cali representing Miss Spears and racking up some serious celebrity cash. That would have been great. Oh, and I could have even had a little fun with it, I could have showed up there at some prestigious California law firm, wearing a leather jacket, tight jeans, and a bandana and I could have played the role of the rebel from the east coast, smokin' cigs in the office and putting them out on my higher-ups... but they couldn't say anything because I was like a legal genius.
I'd be like the legal version of Doogie Houser, only instead of being young and nerdy, I'd be normal-aged and bad ass! And hell, while I'm at it and I'm making parallels with myself and Neil Patrick Harris, I could throw on some leather assless chaps to match my leather jacket. Because, deep down, if Doogie had a voice while he was on his old show, he definitely would have incorporated the ole' assless chaps, I just know it!
Here's Britney at the gym earlier this week... could this mean we'll be seeing a nice, toned Britney of old within the next few months... because that would be insane. I couldn't say I ever thought I'd see that coming! So, only time will tell... stay tuned!
