Nicole Kidman wants the two adopted kids she took in when she was with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, to break away from their deep beliefs in Scientology! Oh no, somewhere that ratty-looking fellow Tom just turned red as a tomato with anger... an ex-wife and a non-believer! Wow, Nicole must be the devil in Tom's eyes! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Ahh, this is the age-old battle that's been going on for centuries... that same struggle between two religions with convictions so deep that they're embedded in the blood of their followers and neither faith can come to accept the demands of the other. Those kinds of irresolvable disputes are terrible... so much pain and bloodshed so often comes away from these sorts of things. I wish it could stop, but it's just been going on for too long and there's far too much history for either member of their respective faith to ever come to terms with the other.
Oh, wait, I just realized that Scientology has only been around since the 50s and it was made up by some guy named Ron. And now it just so happens to be heavily promoted by the always tiny, yet intriguing Tom Cruise. Yea, that sounds a little different than Catholicism. They would never put the fate of their religion in the hands of such a tiny man. But hey, I say we just settle this the old fashioned way... stick Tom Cruise and Pope Benedict in the ring together... the last one out alive determines what faith Nicole's children will follow. Deal!? Not to mention this will be the event of the century! Which reminds me, I'll be back later, I've got some tickets to sell now! Baaaaaabbbbyyyyyy!
Nicole Kidman being pregnant at the CMT awards with Keith Urban, the father of her unborn child:
