Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want their own reality show on MTV! Yes, that's what the world needs... more Spencer and Heidi! The New York Post's Page Six says:
Pratt, Montag's "manager" and fiancé, was overheard at the Kobe Club on Tuesday night pitching the show to MTV programming honcho Tony DiSanto.
"Spencer was saying, 'I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,' and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad," we're told.
According to our source, Pratt was "suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.""
Isn't it ironic that showing the "real" Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will just inevitably reveal that their two of the fakest human beings in the world. I mean, Heidi is basically fully constructed out of plastic while Spencer is a talent-less D-bag with outlandish demands (like asking for his own reality show, for instance). Frankly, I think that the producers should take this intial raw idea for the show and tweak it a bit. My vision of the show would consist of Heidi and Spencer getting thrown under a speeding bus. Yep, and that would be the end of them.
What? Too harsh!? Don't worry, I got some star power to offset the brutality... I got Keanu Reeves to be the bus driver... you know, it will be reminiscent of his "Speed" days. Seriously, what's not to love about this idea... it's got everything! Speed, tramps, violence, and Keanu Reeves. I'm excited just thinking about it... Sexually! Eh hem, did I say that out loud... I'm embarassed.
Here's Heidi and Spencer in some staged pics getting pulled around in a carriage by a man on a bicycle and then making out in a canoe. Seriously.
