I think I speak for all men in the world when I say that I cried tears of joy when Jessica Alba finally got rid of Cash Warren.
Such tears of joy, today, however, may become tears of sadness... it appears that she may have asked for a little "cash-back" with her latest transaction.
Bad joke # 2 on the day. True story.
Sadly, I come to you all today as the bearer of possible bad news. It appears that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are getting a little more than friendly once again these days.
Jessica and Cash "I'm Alex Rodriguez's Down's Syndrome Twin Brother" Warren were seen together both on the beach and on the streets yesterday doing whatever it is they do when Jessica is high enough on drugs to be seen in public with him.
And to think, just the other day I offered you my very own personal pole for comfort! Well you know what, after this, I take that back!
And to think, I trusted you! Tramp! I hope the Dark Angel can save you when you and Cash are rotting in hell!
Anyway, I'm too disgusted to say anything more.
See the horror for yourself!
