Wow, Pamela Anderson is one of those classic cougars who's been equally hot for years and years. In fact, even better than that, I would go so far to say that the older Pam gets, the hotter she gets. Now, I know a lot of you won't agree with that, but there's just something about seeing her age and still maintain that ridiculously hot body... it's a thing of beauty. It's like an art to continually age like that and still have one tight celebrity body that just screams out "sexuality", even at the weathered age of 40!
Now, I understand that Pam is more of a "hot mommy" than a literal cougar, but, based on my lose definition of cougar as a hot older woman, there's no denying that Pam should be recognized for being the cougar that she is... because her levels of cougaricity are through the roof with her and her twins out in the warm California air, wearing nothing but a skimpy little sun dress at her kids' baseball game earlier this week. Ahh, it's a beautiful thing... imagine all the other parents at this little league game... all the dads are drooling over Pam, and all the mom's are sitting there with their high-waist pants and their poofy, lower-abdominal region just screaming for some air... looking at Pam scornfully because of her uncanny balance of trashiness, sexiness, and agedness all at once!
So, without further adieu, I pronounce Pamela Anderson the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day. I remember Pam was one of the first cougars ever, way back when we first started this whole shindig... and what better way to welcome in the good spring weather than by staring at a hot, older celebrity out on a grassy, sunny baseball field in hot little dress!? So, please, take a moment and enjoy Pam being one hot cougar!
