Some spies are now saying that Lindsay Lohan and her "gal pal" Sam Ronson are more than friends! Witnesses around Lindsay and Samantha have reason to believe that they may be lesbian lovers. The New York Post's Page Six says:
Lindsay is so into her pal, she's even created a Facebook profile under "Lindsay Ronson.""
How funny is that... Lindsay told Ashley Olsen to get her 15-year-old "Full House" behind away from her girlfriend. Wait a minute, did that just say "girlfriend." Wait a minute, does that mean Lindsay's a lesbian? No, I don't believe it... Lindsay's known for getting with any man within a 15-mile-radius of her at all times... with or without a pulse! And now, she wants nothing to do with any guy and is getting protective over her DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson? She even created a Facebook profile under the name of "Lindsay Ronson".
That's bizarre. I mean, I've seen chicks do that all the time... you know, they try to be funny and one chick will say that her relationship status is "Married to Sally Smith" or "In an Open Relationship with Jane Doe"... but it turns out that it's not true, and despite your hopes, they're not lesbians with each other, they're just BFF's and that's their way of showing the world that they're just a couple of boy-crazy skanks who are the best of friends... and then they write ridiculous quotes like "The most memorable nights with my crazy girls are nights we can't remember but will never forget". You know, stupid contradictory quotes like that to make them look bad ass by subtlety suggesting they're all booze hound skanks!
See, girls, you may fool some, but you're not fooling me! It seems that Lindsay Lohan's situation with Samantha Ronson might be a little more serious though... so we'll keep you posted on any other things that might come up with respect to this relationship. Anyway, here's Lindsay looking hammered after leaving the Hawaiian Tropic Club in New York this weekend... after a wild night with her "girlfriend" on the turntables. Enjoy, kids.
