Celeb Parasite

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson was out this weekend with cake smeared all over her face as she was celebrating the birthday of her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo! People Magazine says:

Jessica Simpson serenaded her beau Tony Romo at his birthday bash on Saturday night in Dallas – and fed him some cake.

The affectionate pair showed up at Suite, an exclusive nightspot, to celebrate Romo's 28th birthday a few days early. (His actual birthday is Monday, April 21.) At one point in the evening, Simpson got on the mic and sang "Happy Birthday" to her beau – then they started feeding each other cake...

"She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle," says one club insider. "But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.""

Ahh, yes, there's nothing quite like an incredibly hot chick who will do anything for attention! I love it when pretty little blonde girls get dirty, though. I have to admit, it's probably one of the coolest things in the world when that happens. They're so pure and proper most of the time and then, all of a sudden, they "let their hair down" and go wild! You really gotta love a nice alcohol-fueled sequence of chaos and a disregard for all inhibitions!

However, I'm at a crossroads here... is Jessica really that hot crazy blonde that's just "tryin' to have fun, y'all" or, deep down, is she an attention-starved tramp who's willing to go beyond all socially accepted limits just to get a rise out of her man? See, I don't know Jessica.. but I know a lot of hot blondes (they can't stay away from my rugged masculinity and my boyish good looks) and a lot of them are crazy just because they are consciously trying to impress their man. I don't know where such insecurity comes from, maybe her daddy didn't love her the way he should have, I don't know, I'm not a psychologist. But, either way, I'm happy Jess is hot, bubbly, and willing! And frankly, regardless of the motivation behind it, there's really nothing else you can ask for in a woman! Babbbyyyyy!

Jessica with cake all over her body while she was out with Tony celebrating his 28th birthday this weekend:

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