O.J. Simspson wants to be the next Celebrity Apprentice. Now, it's up to Donald Trump to determine whether or not the acquitted murderer will be on his show! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
And by "heat" the source clearly means he'll be packing at least a six shooter and a Swiss army knife with a blade big enough to kill a small horse. Who would ever want this lunatic on a set? Not to mention, it's not just a show, it's a COMPETITION! And you just know that O.J. would just kill to win the whole thing!
Okay, okay, that was too easy. But it looks like The Donald is considering it... anything for ratings, I guess. Then again, maybe Donald has some sort of secret weapong that would keep O.J. in check. My theory is that his hair can come off together as one solid unit and he can throw it at people like a deadly boomerang like Odd Job from James Bond... you know... he's that Asian guy from Goldfinger who could take off his hat and throw it at people so he could cut their necks off. Yea, that would keep O.J. on his toes! We'll keep you posted on whether or not O.J. gets on the show!
