Recently, there's been talk about Kim Kardashian having ass implants. I think she's just big-boned. But then again, what does that mean anyway, I ain't never seen no fat skeletons!
Horrible joke. I apologize. Sincerely.
Anyway, it was in the King Magazine issue that will be released next week that Kim revealed the truth behind her behind.
In attempt to explain the largeness of her booty, Kim told the self-proclaimed "Illest Men's Magazine Ever" this:
"I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts."
Well, there goes my ham theory.
Ahh well, check out what the yet-to-be-released spread looks like. I'm just amazed that they fit all of that ass on one page.
I'm not even mad... that's amazing!
