Recently, Hollywood hottie Megan Fox posed in Pawprint Magazine. Yea, I never heard of it either, but it's slogan is "The Coolest Little Pet Magazine", so, clearly, it's legit. Anyway, Megan is kind of weird when it comes to animals. For instance, in this mag, she says things like "I feel like wild animals are just so much closer to God" and "Before we got our pig, I sued to eat pork and now I can't..." So, yea, she's a little bit of a wacko. But hey, I'm into it... she's got that crazy, mysterious feel to her with all this wild animals and those crazy tattoos she has... and it all kind of freaks me out. But, then again, she's ugodly hot... and all of that put together just makes me feel very intimidated and vulnerable when I think of Megan... which, strangely, kind of turns me on! Yea, so it turns out, I'm probably just as much of a freak as she is!
But, what probably distubs me most is what she said about her parrot, Bowie. She says: "He [the parrot] likes to lie on his back and have his belly petted... he also gives kisses. If you stick your tongue out, he'll tounge-kiss you. Is that weird? I don't know?" So, I guess that just when you thought Megan couldn't get any stranger, she goes and makes out with her parrot. Sure, that's odd... but suddenly I find myself wishing I were a parrot! Or, even better, maybe if I dress up in a big bird outfit and go up to her in a real friendly manner, she might mistake me for a big wild bird and just start going at it with me. Creepy? Yes. But does it give a man some hope in an otherwise hopeless world? Also yes!
