Paris Hilton was banned from the Hyatt in Moscow for writing "Paris Moscow 2008" in black permanent markern on some very expensive wallpaper for a lingerie photoshoot (pictured above) in the presidential suite that goes for about 16,000 a night! Specifically, The Sun UK reports:
Wow, just when you thought Paris Hilton couldn't be more of a damn idiot, she goes and does this! You know, writing on expensive wallpaper with permanent marker kind of reminds me of my niece when we take her out to restaurants. For instance, we'll be out at Friendlies and they'll give her the cup of crayons to draw on her place mat, and then, before you know it, you got rainbow scribbles all over the wall next to our table.
See, Paris is just like that... only my niece has an excuse... she's a 3-year-old who wears diapers and still poops her pants. Paris, I know you don't wear diapers... you've got a wide selection of leopard-print thongs and other undergarments that are staples of the Hollywood skank wardrobe. So, what's your excuse? Oh wait, I know... you're just an idiot! Plain and simple!
Paris out looking like an idiot with big goofy glasses earlier this week:
