So, yea, Amy Winehouse allegedly got high and head-butted some guy the other day, so now she could be facing a six month jail sentence! Specifically, The UK's Daily Mail reports:
The drug addict singer, 24, faces a police quiz after claims she 'headbutted' a man who was trying to help the singer get a cab outside a bar, and then was said to have allegedly punched a second victim in the face.
According to the Sun, a source said the singer also kissed a mystery man at a nightspot, and in one bar threw drinks around and overturned tables while she screamed 'I am a legend...I want to take drugs'."
Did she seriously throw tables over and scream out "I am a legend... I want to take drugs."!? Because if she did, that's awesome! See, kids, and who said taking drugs was bad? It gives you superhuman powers... like the ability to overturn full tables when you don't even weigh 90 pounds soaking wet! AND, she HEADBUTTED a guy!? That's nuts! How is that possible? I figured if Amy exerted that kind of force against another human, all of her brittle, drug-saturated bones would just crumble immediately... I guess not... maybe she's actually made of steel or something... because none of this makes any sense to me, physically! If she is actually made of steel though, wouldn't that make her like some sort of superhero villain.
I can see it now, in the next big Hollywood superhero movie Amy's going to be the big tough villain who looks frail and weak, but once she puts on her filthy ballet slippers she becomes a crazy drug-addict with unexplainable strength. Not to mention she's already got the monster-face and the vicious-looking teeth... honestly, with those characteristics, she could be featured in the next Hollywood superhero blockbuster! Heck, I'd go see it... I mean, how many super villains do you know could be that tough and still have enough time to hit the crack pipe!? It would be epic!
Amy out last week smoking drugs outside of her London home:
