Celeb Parasite

Britney Spears

Earlier this week, a new bikini photo of Britney Spears hit the internet via Star Magazine. Sure, sounds like no big deal, but Britney is actually 20lbs slimmer than she has been in a while (allegedly) and she's starting to look like a real human again. Of course, she's not back to her old Britney... like during her "Hit Me Baby One More Time" era... but frankly, I don't know if we'll ever see that kind of hotness from Britney again in this world. She's simply not as good as she once was... no matter how fit she is, she appears to be past her prime.

However, Britney has shown me some potential here with these new bikini pics. She's kind of like that kid in school who just sat in the back and screwed around all day, but you knew there was some potential in that kid to be a decent student... yea, that's kind of like Britney is with her bikini body. You can tell that she's let herself go, but there might be a little inkling of hotness still lingering around that she could maybe tap into and have a decent little run at getting back into shape. Then, who knows, the sky's the limit! At this pace, she might even stop smelling like ground beef and guacamole! Imagine that! And who said change was impossible!? Hell, if she keeps this up, she might even become pretty hot within the next year or so... just in time for the new presidential election! Ahh, I don't want to make big claims here... but their may be some light at the end of the tunnel in this world after all!

4.25.08 at 10:28:03 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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