Celeb Parasite

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag and her insolent boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, are trying to get attention by trashing Lauren Conrad again! This time they're adamantly standing by the "fact" that a sex-tape of Lauren Conrad existed! Us Magazine says:

Spencer Pratt has refueled the long-standing feud between him and Lauren Conrad.

On Tuesday's episode of The Tyra Banks Show, he says that he is "100%" sure there was a rumored sex tape starring Conrad.

"I know for 100% fact it did exist – 100%!" he declares.

Banks asks if Pratt had actually seen it.

"I would never watch that!" Pratt says. "I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test."

Heidi Montag — who appeared alongside Pratt on the show — also claims the tape was "not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources... her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.""

These people do not seize to amaze me. What goes on in their lives? Do Heidi and Spencer get nervous every few days and realize that no one cares about them and they just start speaking nonsense and hoping someone notices. I mean, who cares if Lauren Conrad has a sex tape?..

Okay, don't answer that, I would probably be one of the first searching high and low to find that thing if it leaked out on the internet! But honestly, these two will take anyone down just for a little attention! It's pathetic! Doesn't Heidi know that she doesn't have to keep doing this. As much as I hate to admit it, her bleach blonde hair, her big fake boobs, and those long legs of hers... oh, those long legs!!! Those things right there... despite how much I absolutely despise her... are enough to keep me interested!

That's just what Hollywood's all about when you think about it... cutthroat desperation and plastic alterations to the human body are the key to success! As much as it makes my stomach cringe, I think Heidi might be somewhat successful when it comes to getting the fame she wants, and I'm willing to accept that... but I still think someone should throw Spencer under a bus. Or maybe a train... I feel like people don't use speeding trains as weapons against girlie-man celebrities these days... and that's something that we should really work on to improve this world!

Heidi looking hot and leggy despite my violent hatred for her while she was out with Spencer earlier this week:

4.25.08 at 05:07:34 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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