Celeb Parasite

Miley Cyrus

So, yea, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus did a "topless" photoshoot for the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair magazine (shown above)... and now she's apologizing for it! Specifically, OK! Magazine reports about Miley's lamentation for having done the shoot:

In a statement to OK!, the 15-year-old says, "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”"

See, now, this is just weird to me. Miley is all young and squeaky clean... but then she goes and does a "topless" photoshoot for Vanity Fair. Now, she realizes that maybe that doesn't send the right message to the little girls of the world and she's feeling embarrassed and apologetic. Well, you know what... that's okay, the way I look at all of this is that it's training. Training for what, you ask? Well, training for dealing with more risque situations that are sure to come later in her life... like little "slips" and "wardrobe malfunctions" that plague oh so many celebrities!

I mean, think about it, the last girl we saw just about as young as Miley and being as successful as she is was a young Britney Spears, no? And look where all that fame and sex appeal got her! But yea, I don't know who thought this whole thing would be "artistic" and "sexy" because frankly I think it's a bit overdone and premature... while flirting with the boundaries of pedophelia. So yea, maybe the editors of Vanity Fair should have thought about that whole possiblity when mention of a "topless" photoshoot of a 15-year-old girl came about! Idiots! And, dammit, Billy Ray, take care of your daughter dammit... you should have never let this happened. And I always thought you were a good dad! Now, you're just breaking my little achey-breaky heart!

Some behind the scenes shots from this "racy" Vanity Fair photoshoot:


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