Amy Winehouse has now allegedly cheated on her imprisoned husband two full times since his incarceration because she's a sex fiend... which makes sense because she's so hot. The Sun UK says:
The Back To Black singer had a torrid fling just months ago with a photographer, pals said last night.
She was just out of rehab and staying at London’s Park Plaza hotel when she began romping with American BLAKE WOOD — dubbed Blake II by her chums.
One said: “You could hear them down the hall. Her thing with Blake II lasted a few weeks. The pair barely left their room.”
The photographer had been helping Amy battle her drug demons after she was introduced to him by her pal KELLY OSBOURNE, 23.
The friend said: “It’s funny how she bedded the last two people who have been helping to look after her. Amy is sex-mad — and she gets what she wants.” "
So I guess Amy Winehouse is a sex-addict... and I'm torn. Why am I torn? Because although hearing about this immediately challenges the threshold of my natural gag reflex, it also, for some strange reason, keeps making me hear the phrase "Mmmm, delicious!" in an exaggerated accent over and over in my head. Yea, I can't explain that last part. Amy's gross... she's just one big chain smoking skeleton.
And I bet she smells... sort of like a mix between cat urine and the bottom of stoner's dirty clothes hamper. Oh, and syphilis. Is it possible to smell like syphilis? If not, I don't know how she does it, but Amy just looks like she smells like syphilis! Which brings me to my next and final question... who in the world hates their "little johnny" so much that he would put it in harms way like that with Amy... that's just gross... and inexcusable, really!
Amy looking more like just a drug-addict instead of a sex-addict with friends at her London home about a month ago:
