Tricked Into Love: The Heidi Montag Tragedy

Heidi Montag Tricked Shirt

The picture above shows Heidi Montag putting forth her best effort to scan the horizon in a desperate search for her dignity.

In response to recent speculation that has questioned Spencer Pratt's true feelings for his fiancée, Heidi threw on this "I got tricked" shirt in defiance!

She wanted to prove to the media that she is no fool and that questioning the true love that burns within her and Spencer's soul for one another is real, no matter what people say!

And you know what Heidi, I admire your strength. In fact, it may have been the greatest act of defiance in history yet. As far as I'm concerned, this like the Storming of the Bastille all over again! Only this time with D-list celebrities, fake boobies, and whiny little metrosexuals.

Us Magazine reports that although Spencer's childhood friend Alex Jackson says that Heidi and Big Spence have a deep bond of love that lies not only in their loins, but in their hearts, a Hills insider begs to differ.

The "insider" reveals this:

"Spencer used to brag about how he wanted to be famous and he'd do it by becoming an It couple with Heidi."

And another insider claims that Spencer settled for Heidi because she was the only skank left after he got turned down by the other Hills stars, including L.C.'s co-skank Audrina Patridge. How dare they say such fallacies about my Spence!

Specifically, the insider tells Us magazine that Spencer:

"reached out to Audrina to increase his chances of becoming a show fixture... She wasn't interested, but Heidi was. It was a process of elimination."

Spencer, however, says that these words do nothing other than blaspheme the sex-god that he is and he sticks to his guns as he says:

"Anyone who [knows] the truth knows that I was into Heidi from the beginning..."

Into Heidi from the beginning, maybe. Inside Heidi from the beginning... definitely.

Skank.

8.27.07 at 09:56:58 AM