Britney SpearsThe latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears. Well, it seems that Britney learned to do something right. Sources confirmed yesterday that Britney has passed a court-ordered drug test. TMZ says:
"It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call "public perception," Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon."
TMZ further ... [Full Story]
Remember how I said that Britney Spears may or may not end up working at your local gas station? Yea, well it looks like that's not gonna happen because she may or may not have a different new job than we expected!
TMZ reports:
"Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a ... [Full Story]
TMZ reports that earlier last week Britney Spears knew that her children had arrived at the gate of her home, but refused to greet her children because she did not want to face a parenting coach that would be present during the visit.
TMZ says:
"Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM. She had telephone conversations about it 10 minutes earlier. Britney's big concern ... [Full Story]
Remember how a while back Britney Spears was searching for her career in the toilet of a public restroom?
Yea well, apparently she failed to find her old career while she was looking down the plumbing at a local Quizno's... but she may have come up with an even better idea!
Here's Britney this Friday at a gas station wiping her own windshield with a squeegee while her boobies were ... [Full Story]
Here's Britney Spears and her little sis Jamie Lynn out getting some sushi together yesterday. TMZ tells us that while they were out and paparazzi were snapping shots of them, a woman yelled out:
"Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! ... you're making the neighborhood unsafe!"
Although the paparazzi shouted in Britney's defense, no voice was heard louder than that of Jamie Lynn herself ... [Full Story]
Remember how earlier today I was talking about how Britney Spears' new video features a nice little pig dancing with a stripper pole? Well, here's a nice up-close view of the hog meat that is Britney's ass.
Just looking at these pictures makes me smell pork. And I'm not talking good pork... I'm talking like rotten chops that are buried in the kitchen trash underneath coffee grinds and old ... [Full Story]
Remember back when Britney Spears was on a stripper pole looking like one of those older strippers that you find working in old, run-down industrial towns. The kind where most of the stripper's performances are taken in by frail old men with dirty fingernails and missing teeth who head to the club for a quick lunch and a show...
Well, now you can see all of that skanky stripper action in ... [Full Story]
Britney Spears may be heading back to rehab!
TMZ tells us:
"OK! magazine is reporting that Spears is planning to head back to Crossroads Centre in Antigua over the weekend "in an attempt to get custody of her children." The facility, founded by Eric Clapton, has reportedly also treated Whitney Houston, another ex-train-wreck on the way back."
But, don't worry, Britney fans, she'll be ... [Full Story]
A man has told In Touch that he has a tape of him and pop star Britney Spears having sex. Allegedly the two met at a bar late one night while Britney was on vacation this past June. According to him, they went back to Britney's hotel room at the Four Seasons and unbeknownst to Britney he left a camera rolling while they did the nasty.
This guy told In Touch that their sex "was just normal" and ... [Full Story]
Britney Spears has finally lost her kids.
TMZ reports:
"L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today, stating that Kevin Federline, the boys' father, "is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.""
The reason why: Britney failed to follow vitually ever court-order in the custody ... [Full Story]
Looks like Britney Spears is starting to wise up because she is actually wearing underwear. Thank God for that too because these pictures would have made for some more nasty Britney coochy shots.
I'm not sure what she's thinking with that skull and bones belt thing though, is it supposed to be symbolic of her dying career? If that's the case... I love it. ... [Full Story]
What the hell happened to Britney Spears' eyes? Is she possessed by the Devil in these pictures?.. that is, if the Devil is a vibrantly-blue eyed Swedish man named Sven who implanted his eyes in her. It's either that or she just put in some colored contacts... which is far less exciting.
Either way, this is scary. I mean, I've seen scarier things... like that one time when there was mold ... [Full Story]
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