This weekend, Kid Rock and Paris Hilton were getting to know one another better at the LG house in Malibu.
Above, Kid is most certainly showering Paris with compliments on her new lesbian haircut. He always was one sweet little piece of white trash wasn't he?
But, does Kid Rock have some sort of ulterior motive, or does he truly and genuinely hope to some day "Bawitdaba" all over her face?
If it's the latter, then that's just damn cute.
Seems like it's the former though.
TMZ informs us that The Kid's new album is going to drop like it's hot on October 9th, and with Paris being the media magnet that she is, this whole canoodling with Paris thing is a career move.
Now, that's one slick "American Bad Ass" if I've ever seen one.
Anyway, here's what paris looks like without her hair extensions... and you thought she looked like an undomesticated bird before!..
That, plus Mr. Rock's crack down below... all they needed was a pet elephant and the LG house would have been officially transformed into a circus.
