See, when it comes to laughing at these staged pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, there's a huge irony involved... that irony being that because the photoshoot is so ridiculous, it's funny to laugh at them looking like idiots... but, at the same time, the shoot is a pathetic attempt for them to gain some free publicity because their stupid attention whores. Thus, every time they do something ridiculous, I'm torn on the inside.
Part of me wants me to laugh at them, but the other part of me doesn't want to give them any attention whatsoever, even if it's negative, because they're such attention whores that that's exactly what they want from me... whether I love them or hate them, they're only concerned with the fact that I'm paying attention to them! And dammit, these photoshoots are so damn ridiculous that I can't help but laugh at them and share the joy of laughter towards them with all of you!
But, in the end, do I have the last laugh, or do they win?.. considering that the whole time they just wanted that attention I'm giving them! Dammit! It's like a paradox! Which leads me to the conclusion that either their actually just that dumb and this strange tension between humor and publicity is just a fluke... or... maybe those two just appear to be stupid but, deep down, they're both evil geniuses who planned this for their own success all along! Ahh, if it's the latter... kill me now! I've been fooled and can only life my life in shame from this point forward!
Heidi and Spencer looking ridiculous in a "patriotic" staged photoshoot in Washington, D.C.:
