Despite claiming that he has given up hookers long ago, a Hollywood madam is now saying that those claims are certainly false and that Charlie had booked her girls until as recently as last year! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Nici, who managed a stable of prostitutes that included two Playboy Playmates, tells Vanessa Grigoriadis in the new Rolling Stone that she booked her girls for the "Two and a Half Men" star until last year. The article, "The Sex Queen of LA," details Nici's control of a lucrative escort service that rented stunningly beautiful women to sex-hungry men for up to $25,000 a night through ads and word of mouth.
"One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service," Gregoriadis reports. "When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later."
Even after Sheen entered court-ordered rehab, Nici "continued to book girls for him, furtively sending them to a doctor's office in LA owned by a friend of Sheen's. The orderlies at the rehab center would let him out for his frequent medical appointments.""
Ahh, I love prostitutes... nothing like a good hooker! That's what daddy likes right there! Okay, okay, I'm kidding. Did I say hooker? I meant "escort girl." Yea, much better! Seriously though, Charlie Sheen clearly has a problem. Imagine all of the women he's paid for in his day. Imagine what else he could have done with his money!? Hell, he could have done positive things with that kind of cash. Like maybe put some cash toward houses for homeless people... or, he could have built schools or something.
You know what, he could have even done something that was a little closer to his heart... like, oh I don't know, maybe set up free schools for hookers so they can finally make it in this world. He could set up a real nice campus and walk around it all day in nothing but silk pajamas that said "C. MaSheen" on it... because that's just too damn clever to NOT be on every piece of clothing he owns. And, since all of this was my idea, I could be Charlie's assistant... I'd walk around on the hooker campus draped in a red velvet robe with the name "McLovin'" embroided on the pocket sipping mimosas all day and speaking to every girl that walked by in an English accent saying things like "Gorgeous day, in'it? Absolutely goooorrrggeous!" And... "Their magnificent, darling. Oh, those breasts... utter perfection!" Not to mention that you can chill with the big bad Sheen-ster all day... now THAT's living the the dream! BAAAAABBBYYYY!!!
Oh, and one more thing, I feel like all this talk of Sheen gives me the right to enjoy the hotness of his ex-wife Denise Richards. So, here are some recent pics of Denise being hot old cougar that she is these days in a bikini in Maui last week. Enjoy, everyone!
