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Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow has no kind words for Brad Pitt and his expected baby! When asked if she had any well-wishes for her ex-boyfriend from back in the day, she answered with a resounding "NO!" Specifically, OK! Magazine says:

Asked if she had any well wishes to share with her one-time better half, the Shakespeare In Love star twisted her mouth and pertly pronounced "No!"

Perhaps Gwyneth was merely in a bad mood or just didn't feel like talking about her former flame. In previous interviews, she's actually blamed herself for the split with Brad, saying she was lucky to have spent some of her life with her Se7en co-star, "especially when I was such a mess.""

Damn, that's harsh! No well-wishes for her ex's new baby!? That's just cruel. I mean, what did the little un-born critter ever do to Gwyneth!? She shouldn't be such a jerk to a fetus... last time I checked, fetuses typically don't instigate any troubles with living humans. That's just a little overboard in my opinion, is all! Plus, what's the deal with her regretful response about her time with Brad. It's almost like she looks at him as superior to her, like some kind of god, and she was lucky just to have a short period of time with him in this world.

Which is funny, because most women think that very same thing about me. Then, if I honor them with the privilege of being with me (for a very, very short period of time, of course), they usually prance around in bikinis while wearing lavish jewels that I've given to them as they feed me with grapes on a hammock... the only problem is, the hammock's over in my pad... which is unfortunately located in my parents' basement. But other than that, it's a pretty surreal experience for these chicks... so, Brad, I know how you feel!

Gwyneth out looking hot at the Iron Man premiere in Hollywood yesterday:

5.01.08 at 09:53:21 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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