Jessica Simpson is calling Tony Romo her "future husband"! Specifically, MSNBC reports:
It all started when Jessica was still in the midst of her split from Nick Lachey. “The cute story is that my family and I were watching a Cowboys game,” she explained. “I was going through my divorce and — Tony would die if I told you this — but (on television there was a story) about him. They said his celebrity dream crush was Jessica Simpson.”
It was a year and a half later before the two would finally meet, but Jessica knew they had something special from the start. “The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, ‘This is my girl and I want to kiss her’ — our first kiss in front of everybody — was awesome.” "
See, that's how desperate Jessica was when she split from Nicky Lachey... she heard some cheesy TV interview with Romo and when they asked him who his celebrity crush was, he immediately said the chick with the biggest boobs he could think of -- Jessica Simpson -- and that was his standard, generic answer that pretty much any guy in the country would agree with. Then, Jessica heard this light-hearted comment and ran with it! And now she's calling Romo "her future husband" even though they're not engaged or anything. Hmm... desperate and clingy much, Jessica?
Then again, Romo's a lucky guy... I wouldn't be too broken up about a hot baby carrot like Jessica holding on to me like that... and I'm sure I could find something... (or a couple of things) about Jessica that I wouldn't mind holding onto! Baaabbbbyyy! Usually, the clinging chicks I meet are wider than they are tall and borderline psychotic. So, in the end, clearly, Romo's got the last laugh. Dammit! Pro athletes always win... even when they LOSE! Tony, you know ALL about that, don't you... you know, winning off the field while losing on it! ZING! Yea... unfortunately that's all I got... damn... that was weak! He STILL wins!
Jessica looking disheveled yet hot wearing short shorts and a Cowboys hoodie last a couple of weeks back:
