Celeb Parasite

Chrstina Aguilera Drunk

Last night, Christina Aguilera was at The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood. She went in there looking hot and leggy and she left looking drunk and incoherent! Can you say "SCORE" for her husband Jordan Bratman!? I bet he had some fun with her once they finally got home after he had to basically carry her out of the building! Baaaabbbyyy!

Good for Jordan, because seeing that he looks like a big ugly caveman, these are the only times that Christina lets him out of his cage at home and allows him to sleep in her bed with "mama". Yep, seriously, that's how it works in their house... I once hid in the bushes of their home anthropologist style and took notes of their co-habitation for several gruling months! They've got a very strange, yet surprisingly very loving, relationship! Anyway, here's to Christina and Jordan's love! Bottoms up! Right, Christina!?

5.01.08 at 12:55:11 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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