Britney Spears has wasted over $61 million dollars since she freaked out and infamously shaved her head back in February 2007! In Touch weekly reports:
In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA who isn’t an accountant for Britney."
Damn, most famous people who spend that kind of money that fast blow it on drugs, hookers, and booze. Meanwhile, Britney used it all up on rehab, prescriptions, and junk food. I just picture her having rooms in her house filled to the ceiling with empty, greasy, Taco Bell bags filled with chalupas and enormous family-size bags of Cheetos with Britney's little greasy paw-prints all over them! Imagine that, 61 million dollars on all that kind of stuff. I don't even know how a human can consume that much in such a short period of time and not just give out and die because of all the drugs and the junk food!
I don't know how Britney does it, she must be superhuman... because usually those kinds of things are "toxic" to the average human... but hey, not Britney, she looked that stuff right in the eye and fearlessly said "Do you want a piece of me!?" because that's how tough she is! Hey, did you notice the corny Britney Spears song references I threw in there? Yep, I'm just that clever. I try not to be too clever like that all the time though... you know, no one likes a show-off!
Britney in nothing but a towel and then in a black dress at a gym in L.A. earlier this week:
